By Lakshmi Priya Mathan Kumar
My Bio is at the end of this word document.
I dedicate this to the jury person reading this write-up.
(Yes you are very brilliant. I’m cajoling you. I inspire your intelligence.)
Hi! I was chatting with my friend the other day. She was not feeling very good about her career and life. I wanted to stabilize her emotions first. I sent her emojis and stickers along with comforting words. I searched for motivational quotes online. I reached one particular success quote that inspired me a lot. “PUSH YOURSELF, BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU”. I was like “ARE YOU IN LABORS?” No offense, as many these days tell mean jokes followed by “No offense”. I would have better asked her to watch rabbit-eat grass videos which could have induced her ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response). It helps people relax, relieves their stress, and makes it easier for them to fall asleep as falling asleep is the biggest challenge many humans face in the 21st century. Above mentioned success quote is my motivation for this write-up. I hope at the end you will get motivated and start pushing yourself, No offense.
As humans evolved they discovered, invented things, concepts so that our lives become easier. Discoveries and inventions are applications of human imagination or purely coincidence. Especially digitization and computerization take us to a state where we have reached more than enough advancement. I believe we have reached our threshold limit for being faster. I think we could reduce our pace and catch some rest, relax have some “me” time. As the world advanced men invented stress, anxiety, depression as well. Our idea is to make our lives easier but not at the cost of our health, happiness, holidays, and naps. In the process of becoming faster, many humans have lost their inner peace. So what did we miss in the process of inventing? We could see Life Coach Communities, Happiness Coach Webinar (yes happiness being taught, how innovative?) popping on the internet. The efforts are appreciable yet I have invented a better strategy more efficient and easier than the aforementioned methods. Many are deriving theorems and techniques to achieve happiness. Happiness is our default human emotion. I wish everyone understand this simple concept. It’s our responsibility to utilize happiness to live a better peaceful life. Yes, it’s that simple.
So, where is happiness? I would say it’s never been lost to be searched. It is built-in. Happiness differs from person to person based on their life experiences. To me, happiness is an emotion that makes me feel relaxed just after I watch rabbits eat grass. Being happy for others is the best form of happiness. It’s even better than making others happy by giving them objects per se money. I’m happy for the rabbit. Rabbit is eating and he is chubby. This is Lakshmi Priya Mathan Kumar’s Law of Happiness. The Law may help Happiness online classes, unit tests, impositions, and so on. I’m happy for tutors out there preparing notes for their online happiness classes right now.
In the Paleolithic period living another day without being eaten by a man-eater animal was the ancestor’s ambition. Many descendants these days want to see Hell or Heaven or parallel universe so quickly and they invented creative life-ending ceremonies. They tend to live stream their ceremony on any social network platform. The reasons for this kind of modern life-ending ceremony are astonishing. Parents advising children, childhood crush marrying their childhood crush and so on. I know it is a sensitive issue. Even newspapers or journals are trying to limit their news related to intriguing life-ending ceremonies so that many ambitious humans out there don’t get inspired. Generation snowflake is a term coined to represent people below the patience line. Generation snowflake gives below-average efforts to utilize the power of patience. Many People blame God for any kind of inconvenience they face. Some say “God is Dad”, many say “God is bad”. Many humans believe that God is the idea of a supreme power that helps and protects humankind. The same humans contradict this idea. Let me prove this contradiction. Let assume a man A. Assume his partner left him he would say “She left me! God this is purely your mistake! You are the reason I’m going to live stream my life farewell ceremony” Yes God created the world and beautifully crafted plans like “Let A’s girl break up with him and I love my occupation!” Human brains are so faster and intellectual and resist slowing down a bit and realize they contradict the concept of God they believe.
I’m going to justify the title given to my creative writing with my life experiences till this microsecond. I’m Lakshmi Priya Mathan Kumar. I’m happily married for six months. The last six months were a super good jolly ride. Let me give examples waking up before the rooster, folding clothes, and organizing the Wardrobe (otherwise they hibernate on chairs for weeks), Cleaning the room twice a day. Yes, we are a nuclear family. The moral of the story is I was and I am my Dad’s little princess. And I’m junior commander in chief (Mom in law is senior commander in chief) here in my husband’s place. I evolved, invented techniques, and used Lakshmi Priya Mathan Kumar Law of Happiness, watched rabbits eat grass, believed the idea of God is to serve humankind. I started treating all my in-laws like my friends with respect. I sent motivational quotes to my in-laws occasionally. I invented that any kind of life happenings can be converted to our favor. Happiness, Patience, and Sarcasm are the keys I used to establish my inner peace. It’s Easy, Easier and Easiest. It’s that simple.
Bio
I’m Lakshmi Priya Mathan Kumar. I used the vocabularies default, eat, sleep, humor, and proof in the write-up. Yes, I did my bachelor’s in Computer Science Engineering. I’m a Self-employed junior commander in chief. I believe I’m one creative content writer. This is my first ever work. I wanted the work to be easier to understand, candid, humorous yet justifying the theme without offending any beliefs of humankind. At this moment you would have been amazed at my creative writing skills. Once again I inspire your intelligence. Thank you.
By Lakshmi Priya Mathan Kumar
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