Witty Wars!

Waging wars, saving armour,
Words that confuse, tactics that diffuse.
Wisdom and creativity
My battle has begun
Witty wars have sung.
The sound of vowels,
The hiss of consonants.
My grammar to perfection,
And dramatized vocabulary.
Saving grace that appears,
The syllables disappear.

Humour I truly add
And some sarcasm.
Intense metaphors and comparisons
Wounded the enemies.
Soldiers fought with pride
The code of English language.
Contradictions and Ironies
Are my shield and cover
Puns are intended for namesake,
My only bread and butter.
Raised my flag victorious
Not led by guards down.

O, the slip of my tongue,
Witty wars have sung!

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